Contradictions have always amused me. The oxymoron, the exception that proves the rule, the very scary with the vaguely ridiculous.
Being a child of the 80s I was relentlessly advertised to. Fortunately many of the ads were a lot of fun. Not least of all R Whites Lemonade, which places a hapless sugar-crazed dad at the mercy of a midnight craving. ‘I’m a secret lemonade drinker,’ croons the dad in mock Elvis tones. What could be more harmless?
Now add a dash of the threatening, the surreal, the contradictory and.. The Fizzy Pop Vampire. What could be sweeter?
Video: R Whites’ ‘Secret Lemonade Drinker’…