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Words from Den Patrick
Den Patrick was born in Dorset in 1975 and has been doing everything humanly possible to avoid getting a real job ever since. He has at various times been a barman, comics editor, burlesque reviewer, cat sitter, bookseller and, at the nadir of his existence, worked for a major energy supplier. He (not so) secretly dreams of being a writer when he grows up. Or Iron Man. Possibly Optimus Prime.

And pictures by Sarah Anne Langton
Sarah loves words and pixels. Draws books. Writes books. Scribbles a lot about comics for Forbidden Planet. Qualified Astronaut. Part time archaeologist. Full time geek. She graduated from Art College with a honours degree in Graphic Design & Illustration and when not hoarding shoes plans to actually finish her astronomy course. Intends to buy a submarine. Eats chocolate in bed. Spills things.